June 13th, 2013 at 7:24AM

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:24AM

izzyjohnston:

izzyjohnston:

OMG I GOT A CARD FROM DOMINO’S SAYING I WAS ONE OF THE CLIENTS WHO MOST ORDERED PIZZA IN 2012 THEY’RE GIVING ME A FREE PIZZA FOR THAT I’M DYING IT HAS MY NAME WRITTEN WITH A GLITTERY PEN AND EVERYTHING OMG I’M DYING OMG

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i’ve just realized that it is my biggest achievement of the year

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:24AM
best-of-funny: icedoutyouth: I WOULD GIVE THIS DOG 100 MILLION DOLLARS X

best-of-funny:

icedoutyouth:

I WOULD GIVE THIS DOG 100 MILLION DOLLARS

X

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:24AM

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:24AM

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:23AM

zooeyclairedeschanel:

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:23AM

ffrankiero:

do you think p!nk becomes p?nk when she’s confused

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:23AM

cockringtoss:

why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:23AM
best-of-funny: mrcraabs: and so it begins X

best-of-funny:

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:22AM

best-of-funny:

priored:

doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

I swear everyone on this high is website

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:22AM

best-of-funny:

suicoone:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:22AM

yzma:

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kelly rowland texting her boyfriend via microsoft excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:21AM
shavingryansprivates: get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade

shavingryansprivates:

get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:21AM

Community Meme: [4/4] OTPs- Dean Pelton & Costumes

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June 13th, 2013 at 7:20AM
best-of-funny: ilymorgannn: HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT  X

best-of-funny:

ilymorgannn:

HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT 

X

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